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World premiere of Sherlock S3E1: The Empty Hearse in December
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“I would shave for you.”
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted by letsrevitup.
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
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“I want you to fill my ‘Empty Hearse.’” Submitted by jadziabear.
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d like to chew on.”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“I don’t think we should wear hats… unless you mean the other kind of hat.”
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
The Reichenbach Fall & The Empty Hearse. [requested by anon]
sherlockology: The BBC have just confirmed to us in the full the UK premiere airdates for Sherlock S3 on BBC One. S3E1: The Empty Hearse will air January 1 2014. S3E2: The Sign of Three will air January 5 2014. S3E3: His Last Bow will air January
areawin: areawin: castiel-wholmes: GUYS I PUT THE EMPTY HEARSE ONTO GOOGLE DRIVE FOR YOU TO SEE NO NEED TO DOWNLOAD NO NEED FOR AN ACCOUNT JUST SHERLOCK https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B7DlmwbOGJV9UWZfd2hSelBWVFU/edit god fucking bless you WHY THE
tip-toeing-through-the-tardis: squirrelofwednesday: thatstheriddle: finalproblem: riverpond5156: lizthefangirl: finalproblem: finalproblem: Elephants in The Empty Hearse. No, I’m not saying it means anything. But elephants, man. Elephants.
sherkeys: bennyslegs: lokis-army-at-221b: think about this by this exact time next week we will have seen The Empty Hearse stop the fucking train
enigmaticpenguinofdeath: The Empty Hearse - Mycroft swearing bonus!gif for use of the Holmesian ‘f-word’:
songofages: raiecha: ‘Anyone that wears a hat as stupid as this isn’t in the habit of hanging around other people, is he?’ Sherlock fanart; ‘The Empty Hearse.’ Needed brushes. Lots of brushes, older brushes, all the brushes. (fyi;
thesherlockedgirlintherubycoat: Look it’s the mustache he drew onto himself in The Empty Hearse
xgraciela: The Reichenbach Fall aired 711 days ago. That’s 1 year, 11 months and 11 days ago. That’s 17 064 hours ago. And now it’s 143 hours left till The Empty Hearse. You are welcome.
screamingatmoffat: i feel like the general consensus of the sherlock fandom is that the empty hearse was just a fanific.
wasiafooltothink: Me before watching The Empty Hearse: Me watching The Empty Hearse: Me after watching The Empty Hearse:
consultingaytective: pick your favourite john yell DAMN MY LEG..!!! (A study in Pink, 2010) THEY’RE GIVING ME AN ASBO (The Blind Banker, 2010) no ITS NOT!!! it’s not okay!!! (The Hounds of Baskerville, 2012) SWEAR TO GOD (The Empty Hearse, 2014)
watsonsass: sherlockians 5 hours before the empty hearse sherlockians 2 hours before the empty hearse sherlockians 1 hour before the empty hearse sherlockians 5 minutes before the empty hearse
pointless-posts-and-fandoms: happinessinthedarkest-times: No but don’t you guys see? In The Empty Hearse, Anderson thinks that it’s Moriarty dressed up as Sherlock. That means they didn’t find Moriarty’s body on the roof. Aaaaaaaa whaaaaat?!
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